I want an action figure of Robby the Robot... but with a metallic face under his translucent dome, as opposed to the tubes, wires, spheres and flashing lights seen in the 1956 sci-fi film "Forbidden Planet." The reason for this is simple: Without that cold, cruel...
Review for ‘Paths of Glory’
Sep 7, 2021 | Matthewrozsa, Reviews
The opening scene in "Paths of Glory" should appear in a dictionary next to the word "Machiavellian." It is World War I and a French military official, Major General Georges Broulard (Adolphe Menjou), has been given an impossible assignment. His superiors, who are...
Review for ‘The Borderlands’
Aug 30, 2021 | Matthewrozsa, Reviews
Call it "Final Prayer," as they do in the USA, or call it "The Borderlands," as they do everywhere else. Just don't forget to call it the best found footage horror ever! The concept of found footage horror has, alas, usually been better than the execution. In theory,...
Review for “Space Jam: A New Legacy”
Jul 19, 2021 | Matthewrozsa, Reviews
"Space Jam: A New Legacy" did something I had not anticipated: It was a sweet, smart, funny and engaging movie. I suppose I did not expect this because the word-of-mouth buzz for the film has been negative. I base this on anecdotal experience; people I know cringe at...
“‘The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning’ is awesome.”
Jun 21, 2021 | Matthewrozsa, Reviews
There have been eight movies in the “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” series, but only two are worth watching if you want to feel real horror. One is the original film, “The Texas Chain Saw Massacre,” which was released by director/co-writer Tobe Hooper in 1974 and is rightly...
Review for “The Deaths of Ian Stone”
Jun 21, 2021 | Matthewrozsa, Reviews
A movie like “The Deaths of Ian Stone” makes you lament the fickle nature of show business. I know only two things about director Dario Piana and writer Brendan Hood: Together they made one of the most unique science fiction thrillers I’ve ever seen, and they have not...
Review for “Darkness Falls”
Jun 18, 2021 | Matthewrozsa, Reviews
It is a shame that movie remakes usually cover films that were already perfect the first time. The ones that truly deserve a second shot are those based on interesting concepts but which, for one reason or another, collapsed upon execution. "Darkness Falls," a 2003...
Why I defended the terrible “Scary Movie 2”
Apr 25, 2021 | Matthewrozsa
"Scary Movie 2" is indefensible on every artistic and comedic level... yet I will still stand up for its fans. Okay, I guess I should have written "on most artistic and comedic levels." My disdain for the film caused some hyperbole there, because there is a lot wrong...
“Leprechaun Returns” was an unexpected delight
Apr 18, 2021 | Matthewrozsa
I'd like to focus on two elements of "Leprechaun Returns," the only installment in the "Leprechaun" horror series to directly continue the narrative of the original 1993 film. To explore the first, I must mention that Mark Holton returns as the mentally disabled...
Superfast Review
Apr 12, 2021 | History, Matthewrozsa, Political Ideologies, Reviews
I would like to write a review as brief as George Washington's 2nd inaugural address, the briefest ever delivered in history. The so-called Seltzerberg duo of C-rate spoofsters endlessly fascinate with me how they managed to perfectly capture the zeitgeist of periods...