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Superfast Review

I would like to write a review as brief as George Washington's 2nd inaugural address, the briefest ever delivered in history. The so-called Seltzerberg duo of C-rate spoofsters endlessly fascinate with me how they managed to perfectly capture the zeitgeist of periods...

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Every child should see “ParaNorman”

There are two tragedies to "ParaNorman." First, it is a travesty that this film flopped at the box office and has faded into obscurity. Second, the film itself is a tragedy because it tells a story about the various ways that fear, mob mentality and prejudice create...

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“Smiley” review

There is a lot of controversy surrounding "Smiley," a 2012 horror film written and directed by a man named Michael Gallagher. I don't know much about Gallagher and don't want to know anything. The same goes for the various online groups who allegedly took offense over...

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Why I love “The Grudge 2”

"The Grudge," a 2004 American film directed by Takashi Shimizu as an adaptation of his own 2002 masterpiece "Ju-On: The Grudge" (which is Japanese), is a very good horror movie. It has scary and iconic villains, a genuinely disturbing backstory, fine performances and...

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Why I Still Deeply Dislike “The Grudge 3”

I had an hour-and-a-half to kill before New Year's Day 2021 officially came to a close. That was just enough time to watch "The Grudge 3," a movie I once described as the worst in the American version of "The Grudge" series, and see if my initial impression was wrong....

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