"Scary Movie 2" is indefensible on every artistic and comedic level... yet I will still stand up for its fans. Okay, I guess I should have written "on most artistic and comedic levels." My disdain for the film caused some hyperbole there, because there is a lot wrong with this film. Yet I am still allowed to state my fan loyalty as a literal fact, because I was once in a position where "Scary...
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“Leprechaun Returns” was an unexpected delight
Apr 18, 2021 | Original Source Matthewrozsa.com
I'd like to focus on two elements of "Leprechaun Returns," the only installment in the "Leprechaun" horror series to directly continue the narrative of the original 1993 film. To explore the first, I must mention that Mark Holton returns as the mentally disabled then-handyman Ozzie, who here is a lonely cab driver dismissed by his small North Dakota town as a "weirdo." Jennifer Aniston's teenage...
Superfast Review
Apr 12, 2021 | History, Original Source Matthewrozsa.com, Political Ideologies, Reviews
I would like to write a review as brief as George Washington's 2nd inaugural address, the briefest ever delivered in history. The so-called Seltzerberg duo of C-rate spoofsters endlessly fascinate with me how they managed to perfectly capture the zeitgeist of periods in our pop culture history with all the cynical vulgarity that these shameful events deserved. Their flaw was when they entered a...
“Croc” Review: A Reminder to Remember Stewart Raffill
Feb 6, 2021 | Original Source Matthewrozsa.com, Reviews
The late '90s and '00s were a weird forgotten golden age for crocodile and alligator horror flicks. The best were in two series: You had Steve Miner's "Lake Placid" in 1999, Tobe Hooper's "Crocodile" in 2000, Gary Johnson's follow up "Crocodile 2" in 2002 and the Todd Hurvitz/Howie Miller collaboration "Lake Placid 2" in 2007. Those movies used varying degrees of camp, jump scares, gore and...
Every child should see “ParaNorman”
Jan 24, 2021 | Original Source Matthewrozsa.com
There are two tragedies to "ParaNorman." First, it is a travesty that this film flopped at the box office and has faded into obscurity. Second, the film itself is a tragedy because it tells a story about the various ways that fear, mob mentality and prejudice create cycles of suffering for everyone caught up in them. That — and the fact that it is a well-written, visually creative movie — is why...
“Smiley” review
Jan 16, 2021 | Original Source Matthewrozsa.com, Reviews
There is a lot of controversy surrounding "Smiley," a 2012 horror film written and directed by a man named Michael Gallagher. I don't know much about Gallagher and don't want to know anything. The same goes for the various online groups who allegedly took offense over the content of his film, although some say the accusations against them are exaggerated. Either way, no one deserves to be...
“Superman III” is great for one reason: Richard Pryor’s subplot
Jan 9, 2021 | Original Source Matthewrozsa.com
"Superman III" does not work as a movie about the character known as Superman. It works incredibly well, however, as two things that one would not normally find in a "Superman" film: One is a sweet Richard Pryor comedy about an archetype that will always have resonance in our world, the lonely and hapless (but clever) ordinary man.The other is a light satire — nothing particularly controversial,...
“The Grudge” deserves its status as an iconic horror classic
Jan 3, 2021 | Original Source Matthewrozsa.com
A word on Japanese director Takashi Shimizu, who directed the classic 2004 American horror movie "The Grudge." I have seen five of Shimizu's movies and loved every one of them. Four of those films are from his "Ju-On" franchise, including "Ju-On: The Grudge" in 2002, "Ju-On: The Grudge 2" in 2003, this installment and the seriously underrated "The Grudge 2" in 2006. The fifth is an unrelated...
Why I love “The Grudge 2”
Jan 3, 2021 | Original Source Matthewrozsa.com
"The Grudge," a 2004 American film directed by Takashi Shimizu as an adaptation of his own 2002 masterpiece "Ju-On: The Grudge" (which is Japanese), is a very good horror movie. It has scary and iconic villains, a genuinely disturbing backstory, fine performances and a consistently creepy atmosphere. I highly recommend it... but, unlike many other fans of the American version of "The Grudge"...
Why I Still Deeply Dislike “The Grudge 3”
Jan 2, 2021 | Original Source Matthewrozsa.com
I had an hour-and-a-half to kill before New Year's Day 2021 officially came to a close. That was just enough time to watch "The Grudge 3," a movie I once described as the worst in the American version of "The Grudge" series, and see if my initial impression was wrong. It wasn't. That said, watching "The Grudge 3" helped me appreciate the value of comparing bad movies with good ones. Watched on...