I would like to write a review as brief as George Washington's 2nd inaugural address, the briefest ever delivered in history. The so-called Seltzerberg duo of C-rate spoofsters endlessly fascinate with me how they managed to perfectly capture the zeitgeist of periods...
“Croc” Review: A Reminder to Remember Stewart Raffill
Feb 6, 2021 | Matthewrozsa, Reviews
The late '90s and '00s were a weird forgotten golden age for crocodile and alligator horror flicks. The best were in two series: You had Steve Miner's "Lake Placid" in 1999, Tobe Hooper's "Crocodile" in 2000, Gary Johnson's follow up "Crocodile 2" in 2002 and the Todd...
“Smiley” review
Jan 16, 2021 | Matthewrozsa, Reviews
There is a lot of controversy surrounding "Smiley," a 2012 horror film written and directed by a man named Michael Gallagher. I don't know much about Gallagher and don't want to know anything. The same goes for the various online groups who allegedly took offense over...
“Leprechaun 2” review
Nov 26, 2020 | Matthewrozsa, Reviews
It's a shame that "Leprechaun 2" wasn't the first film in the series. People tend to assume that the first movie in a horror franchise should be considered the "main" one, with all of the sequels being lesser by default. Yet while I am a big fan of one of the...
“Pilgrim” review
Nov 26, 2020 | Matthewrozsa, Reviews
Watching "Pilgrim" is a bit like reading a great scary short story... but one in which a few key pages are missing near the end. To be clear, there is much more about "Pilgrim" that I liked than not. It is masterful in its use of suspense to build tension and, when it...
Review for “Captain America: The Winter Soldier”
Sep 27, 2020 | Matthewrozsa, Reviews
As I ranked the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) movies near the end of 2019, I had no trouble figuring out that "Captain America: The Winter Soldier" is the best of the lot. In my own words: "It is a perfect MCU movie because every element works just right: The...
“Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker” review: A return to form brings the saga to a fitting end
Dec 20, 2019 | Reviews, Salon.com
If you disliked “The Last Jedi” (like I did), you’ll probably like — but maybe not love — “The Rise of Skywalker.” If you liked “The Last Jedi,” this review might not be for you.
“Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker” is as visually lush and action packed as you would expect from any “Star Wars” movie....
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