A Quote Collector’s Thoughts on Economic Conservatism
Published: Good Men Project (July 2, 2015)
Matthew Rozsa loves quotes. And he disagrees with economic conservatives. Here’s where he’s going with that.
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“I have gathered a posie of other men’s flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own.”
– John Bartlett, publisher and editor of “Bartlett’s Familiar Quotations”
Some men collect baseball cards.... Read Original Article
The Wonders of Being Bearded
Published: Good Men Project (May 9, 2015)
Matthew Rozsa offers a tongue-in-cheek tribute to the wonders of having a beard.
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Bearded men of the world, rejoice: Our name has been cleared!
Many of us were understandably concerned earlier this week when a nasty little hoax made its rounds online impugning our good name. ... Read Original Article
Classified: Writer Seeks Neuter Pronoun
Published: Good Men Project (April 14, 2015)
Are you tired of the English language only containing masculine and feminine pronouns? Well, some people are… and Matthew Rozsa is one of them.
This is an article about pronouns. Don’t worry, I won’t write one about amateur nouns.
Now that the groan-inducing pun is out of the way (this is an article about language, so you should have seen it coming), it’s time to address the central question of this article:
Why have we still not created a neuter pronoun?... Read Original Article
A Great Cosmic Joke: The Hilarious Human Body
Published: Good Men Project (March 31, 2015)
Human beings are clumsy, hairless monkeys obsessed with looking beautiful. How is that not funny?
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For as long as I can remember, I have found the emotion of awkwardness to be endlessly amusing. It’s why I enjoy TV shows like “Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job,” so-bad-they’re-good movies like “Troll 2,” and reciting anecdotes from the Darwin Awards to my always-politely-uncomfortable parents.... Read Original Article